Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold! I have lost weight!
Steve: Hey, looking good!
Dr. Weird: Yes, all sugar is gone, MANUALLY!! With this! *Grabs out bloody chainsaw and shows he has leg bones*
Steve: *Backs away* Okay, I think I'm going to lunch....
Dr. Weird: *Chainsaws more of his legs* If I don't lose 20 more pounds, I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!!!